Complete, Incomplete Listing

· An Auction Company, Jack of all Trades, not specializing in any one thing, yet good at everything ·
· 10 Gallon Hat regularly used for Recognition Purposes ·
· One Hardworking Co-operative Family, who comprise one of the most Successful Auctioneering Teams in the Northeast ·
· The King, d.b.a. The Boss, a.k.a. The General, Alias THE COLONEL ·
· Two young Auctioneers who only need their necks wrung occasionally·

· A pair of biceps (previously owned by handsome young man) that were only flexed when in the vicinity of an attractive female or used to load your heaviest of lots ·
· The Ultimate Puzzle - a 76/86 Chevy Truck Completely Restored and Customized purchased intact but currently being sold in a million pieces ·
· A wig made from Natural Strawberry Blonde Hair The Color that will attract international attention This item is expected to be one of the highlights of the auction! ·
· Bottled energy from a kid who goes nonstop from the wee hours of the morning till way past her bedtime ·
· One pound of attitude collected over time from a house full of kids ·
· One well used mother-in-law ·

· Blueprints for converting a Golf Cart into a Compact All Terrain Auction Cart (Only a person with an Auction Degree is Capable of Driving It) ·
· Invisible Elephant used to put the Tent Up in the Heat, Rain and even Snow ·
· Numerous ultra flexible bodies well versed in doing everything
from flips to headstands to bending over backwards to please our customers (as Phil would say they've got more moves than a barmaid at closing time) ·
· The Permanents, The Grave Yard Customers, and The Auction Groupies who are always there, always faithful and always helpful to get us where we need to be - a good asset to any auction ·

· One Flexible and Tolerant Office crew who are able to withstand the Coldest of Cold Spots on Cold Days
and don't sweat it even if they're in a Hothouse in July ·
· A Parking Crew who all hold metals of honor for their patients ·
· Security Personnel who have eyes in the back of their heads ·
· Check-out Crew who need a degree in Engineering to be able to get the biggest purchases into the smallest cars ·

· The entire gang, otherwise know as our circus clowns,
who are under paid and well abused yet continue to be the glue that holds us together
*****Pre Auction Estimate - PRICELESS***** ·