2ND Annual
Holiday Auction
Auctioneer Phil Jacquier, Inc

Where: Old Colonial Dr
Old Town, New State, USA
Date: 6th Saturday for the 13th Month
Time: 25th Hour

 

Unique is an underestimation of the goodies in this auction.
Don't miss this sale…seeing is believing!
Complete, Incomplete Listing

Auctioneer Phil Jacquier, Inc.
 

· An Auction Company, Jack of all Trades, not specializing in any one thing, yet good at everything · One Strong Family with an incredible, unbelievable, staggeringly fabulous Support System behind us who keep our spirits high and remind us that unity is strength · The Boss a.k.a. The General, alias The CHIEF COLONEL, who's been sitting back & getting a little too comfy this year · Several Professional 3 bin apple movers, dumper, stackers and proficient spillers · One Ultra Handsome Almost Prom King · One 2/12/20 kid - she acts 2, is 12 and looks 20! · One Really REAALLLY Bad Hair Day Wig - Just think of the attention you'll draw wearing it · A Painter who will paint anything that doesn't move so you'd best get Bidding!!!! · One Gosh Darn Very Stubborn Polish Mule, I mean Worker, but a good working mule just the same · First class accommodations in a Cocoon, swinging from the tent poles (guaranteed you will awaken as refreshed as a butterfly) · New and Impressive expandable pickup bed, patented by the avid auction goer, who never seems to have enough room to bring home all his treasures · Peculiar Ejection Recliner with the habit of flipping out it's occupant - seat belt recommended · Extraordinary hopping unbreakable wash bowl & pitcher · Numerous Ornate Turn of the Millennium Chip & Dale Bureaus · Antique Rug Beaters that double as bubble makers · A bunch of Backyard Nags including Savannah Anna Georgia - Our Southern Bell; Wild Willie from the Wild West; & Sheik Omar - the Arabian Night · One very large, awesome yard Angel, Great for Guidance · Confused New England Climate with two seasons - Winter till April & Summer till November · The entire Auction Gang who shine so bright you need ultra special sunglasses to just get a glimpse as the glitter by working hard as usual.

Directions: First right to the next right to the following right and continue to take rights till ya get there or get sick of going circles. Now offering Double Decker Parking areas * maybe we shouldn't have promoted Frank to parking attendant ……

 


TERMS: We can't, haven't, don't & won't charge a Buyer's Premium!
Lunch Available - Serving Stewed Bugs and Onions

We ask you all this year, as a tribute to Ashlee, to slow down,
And spend time with your loved ones and friends.
Have a Safe Holiday & New Year

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