3rd Annual
Holiday Auction
Auctioneer Phil Jacquier, Inc.

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A Gosh Darn Good Looking Family that took Florida by Storm with (2) Extremely Talented Young Auctioneers that made everyone sit up and take notice(we're very proud of them yet we hate to admit it… they might think they're worth more); Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dumb dreaming of being just like Vanna; (2) Very talented gorgeous butts holding down a pallet - look Mom, no hands; Quiet little mouse constantly scurrying around getting tons done; Cousin It that never shuts up!; Dumb Brunette who insists on wearing shorts on the coldest May day on record! Proud Owner of a shed that's bigger than his house; one very impressive Drill Team Rider; Empty bus seat available to anyone under 15 and female (Product warning - If purchased by anyone else, purchaser may be subject to severe harm and embarrassment by protective older brother); An Invitation to a Pig Roast or is it?…..Congratulations Laura & Leo; Graduation Cap decorated with dance slippers & sunglasses - Way to Go Tiffer (& her Prom King); Incredibly Impressed, Astounded & Very Much Surprised 40 year old (Thanks to all you schemers!) Field full of cars available at most auctions; one of a kind Sun Bathing Beauty who doubles as a dead horse; a swim with Cheeto-Eating Alligators, a visit from Bullwinkle on the 4th of July; A Big Black Bear that doubles as a skunk; Toys & Other Items with our auction tags still on them from years past - giving true meaning to buying something you really don't need; Very Fine Body that's Fine because it knew every body needs milk, milk, milk, milk, milk; Rare John Deere Jewelry; Rotten Iron; A five wheeler that floats; (1) Horse-drawn John Deere Plow that Frank sold for $7000 (Top that one DAD!!!); How much will it bring on Yahoo…How much will Phil bring on the Yazoo?; And he says he doesn't like John Deere but just look at that smile it's worth a million!!!; House Hunting…How about a house with no well, septic or kitchen floor, Or maybe a house where you have to be a contortionist to get into the bathtub; Or if your looking for investment property, we'll sell you a 2 room motel.

Overall very agreeable, capable & competent staff!

Come one, come all, it's elbow to elbow crowds, just the way it should be… but look out cause Mike is parking this year!