Auctioneer Phil Jacquier, Inc.

Auctioneer Phil Jacquier, Inc.
4th Annual
Holiday Auction

Where: Lost Track, Allover, USA
When: Too Many To Know When, 2003
   
Directions: Couldn't get Crazier this year… We truly didn't know which way was up… Sending people north to go south and vise versa… Sorry to all who truly drove in circles, just to go home again… they found out you can't get there from here!

Strange is an Understatement,
We'll be turning Trash to Treasure,
Don't Miss This Sale… Seeing is believing.

 

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Going, Going, Gone from Local to National to CNN, Does that make Him International?; One Dizzy, Dingy, Yet Dazzling & Delightful Dylan; Chevelle - She may not be a Car, but She sure is a Classic; One Big Painted Bulldozer, or is he a Tank, or just a Joker from Dallas; Way too many hospital trips for both man & beast; Cool Coke-a-Cola Dude; Old Man that must be sold with his team of horses, Soon PLEASE!!; Toiletries and Smartass College Degree (Double Major); Piles upon piles of little pieces of paper; Legal Tequila Kid; Hard to keep track…Is she reeling them in or casting them out; For Grandma… Mini Guide Horse(how cool is that!); Incredibly Relaxing Vacation in Maine transportation via horse & buggy included; Halloween that almost wasn't; We can tell Him, but we can't tell HIM Much…; Kidnapped Auctioneer that no one claimed; Rehabbed Cottage with a axe thru the front door and a melted siding in the back… it looked great for a couple days; Contents of Stan's wallet… it's getting so heavy he's been hobbling all year (we must be paying him too much or is it the Indians!); One Fandangled Fancy Marble Fireplace; Dee's Innovative Kitchen Seating, allows you to dump while you eat; Watch out for the snake, it might come up and bite you in the… Ask Paul; Chief Wackumoff; Kitchen Rehab - color option ORANGE; A basement that also doubles as an in-ground swimming pool; One very young & adorable auction sheet runner; Sweatpants that got a married man in trouble; All Terrain Malibu, good for harrowing; Rainsuit that doubles as a Haz-mat Suit; Free Saturdays, we think Mike's found a new religion; A Cozy, Comfortable Office w/high temp of 35° & snow blowing in from all sides; Multi-page Full Color Ad Contest Winner; One Incredible, Some Impressive Auction Team that is Way more reliable than the Post Office, thru rain, sleet & snow, they get the job done & end the season with a bang or was it a Blizzard?

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Hauling Available: Offered by Our Florida Connection who finally smartened up and bought a ROCK-tuff Hauling Chevy!!!

Terms: Starting bid - a DOLLLAAAARRR! Don't believe Cornie's weather forecast, she is not living on the same planet as we are!! Lunch Available - Rotating Lunch Wagons w/variety of choices including smooshed bananas and strawberries, yum!

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As a continued tribute to Our Angel Ashlee, We ask you to slow down, take time for your love ones & friends and have a Safe and Happy Holiday and Prosperous New Year

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