Auctioneer Phil Jacquier, Inc.

Where: Greener Pastures, USA
When: The Cows Come Home, 2004
Terms: We recommend you fertilize your Pasture well so the grass gets greener.

Directions: Since the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, maneuver your body any which way possible Under, Around or Over that Fence!
BUT We Warn You ...
Once you're on the other side, don't be surprise if you find yourself Up to Your Neck in Manure. (Especially cause you followed OUR Directions!!)

Some Impressive, Don't Miss This Sale...

Seeing is believing.

An Auction Company that can & will go just about anywhere. Being licenses & legal up & down the East Coast ? Close knit your family, that is really close after 4 days in the moving motel ? One Very Long Engagement. Frank asked Homer & Jaime said YES. Awesome!! ? A Teeter Toter tottering through the countryside on yet another road trip. from ME to TN ? Quality time sitting on a new porch watching your money turn to dirt ? A little house that got a little bigger with new garage & deck ? Sibling Rivalry. My truck is bigger & newer than your truck. Yeah but mine is better-looking ? A little old lady who needs her vision checked. How could she miss a flamin' red hot rod of a truck ? One Kid who never gets tired of going in circles in his new boat ? Pair of grizzlies - one almost burned up ? Another QUIET week at the Cape ? A patient Dad teaching his baby girl how to ride ? Early graduate promoted to power washing queen, who's sporting a new car ? Another one trying to graduate early by taking Class I & II at the SAME time ? One crazy truck driver chasing an ice storm or is the ice storm chasing him! ? Several of Phil's pregnant girlfriends (thinking of renaming the farm - Phil's Painted Ladies!) ? 15 Min of fame or was it 13 ?

Am I seeing things or is that 3 ? Flock on guinea hens, great for traffic control ? Very active kid, keeping busy with FFA, H & many Nasdha Demos, who is making us proud ? Dallas's girlfriend, she's so good she has him jumping. How high? ? Paul's new concept of iPods - Use any vehicle in the yard ? Even though he's still hobblin', we are not ready to turn him out to pasture yet ? Several bitter winter sales (Survival Tip: layers upon layers of clothing & shoe swapping) ? Numerous humongous friendly rats coming out of the walls in all directions - No its not a scene from a horror movie, just the worst office spot to date (Gram prefers the Milk House over the Grain Shed ANYDAY!!!)




We want to THANK both our Clients and Staff for Another Successful year.
Starting off early March, having a lull this Fall, but right back at it to end the year with a Bang!!

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